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A white kitchen towel with black embroidered text reading 'I keep trying to make protein shakes but they keep turning out as Margaritas', draped over a dark wooden table next to a roll of paper towels.
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Embroidered Flour Sack Towels – Typewriter Font, 100% Cotton Kitchen Towels

$35.00
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Add a little humor to your kitchen with these boutique‑quality embroidered flour sack towels from Threadz Embroidery. Each towel is stitched in classic black Typewriter font for that timeless, vintage look — and every design brings the perfect mix of sass, charm, and “that is SO me” energy.

✨ Product Details:

100% cotton, pre‑washed, lint‑free

18x28 inches, crisp white

Black thread, hemmed edges, soft and absorbent

🤣 Choose Your Saying:


I keep trying to make protein shakes but they keep turning out as Margaritas

My housekeeping style: There appears to have been a struggle

I like my coffee like I like my mornings… dark and chaotic

Mom, I’m sorry for all the dumb stuff I did when I was a kid. If it helps, you only know about half of it.

I cook with wine — sometimes I even add it to the food.

Should we drink wine tonight? A. YES   B. A   C. B

Alexa — clean the kitchen

I followed my heart… it led me to the fridge.

I’m not messy… I’m creatively organized

I only have a kitchen because it came with the house

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Hostess gifts, housewarmings, moms, best friends, wine lovers, and anyone who loves a good laugh in the kitchen.

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